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Halloween is just around the corner. That means the vampires are coming out of their coffins, ghosts and mummies are leaving their graves and witches are boiling toil and trouble. If your child is going to the dentist this Halloween season and has some dental anxiety, these jokes may be just the right thing to set them at ease:

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?
A: Boo Hoo

Q: Why does a vampire brush his teeth three times a day?
A: To prevent bat breath!

Q: What did the dentist say at the end of the mummy’s dental appointment?
A: Let’s wrap this up.

Q: How are vampires like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night!

Q: Why did the witch drive to her dentist appointment?
A: Her broom was in the shop.

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist!

Halloween is a fun holiday, but all the candy can be harmful to your family’s teeth. It’s ok for your kids (and you) to eat candy, but it’s also very helpful to have a plan for keeping your teeth healthy. If you would like more details, you can call Weeder Pediatric Dentistry in La Vista, Nebraska at (402) 932.1177 to talk to a friendly member of our staff or to set up an appointment with Dr. Greg Weeder. Happy Halloween!